Released in 2005 on the band's third album "Get A Tan From Singing In The English Rain". Can't find it on the list? Haha, it's a hidden track. A nice little and kinda stupid tune. But nevertheless a real yellow tune. So this is the first real release of that song!
Sitting on my sofa sippin’ ice cold beer
And I’m wondering how things go crazy all around here
Screaming from the kitchen – pizza’s lying on the floor
Cheese against salami racing down the kitchen door
The neighbours from upstairs play the vacuum cleaner game
While from the kitchen Ms.Hysteria is calling out my name
The answering machine calls me “toot-toot-toot”
It’s no friend of mine so why does it call me “dude”.
I know that I should move my waist
But there is plenty of time to waste.
So why the hell should I resign
Today’s the day I’m feeling fine
Although the world is going mad
My feet are heading towards my bed.
Sitting in the garden playing with my toenails
landing ‘em in the ashtray is the only thing that fails
Black ‘n evil clouds sneakin’ round the bathroom door
As again I hear someone calling from distant shores
Unbridled steam power is crashing through the flat
I should look out for a shelter and take the chance I never had
A pencil and a paper drifting down to dirty ground
I would love to end this song but words are nowhere to be found.
